Wimbley's fate is sealed: IR by week 4

Now, I'm not about to give any creedence to season predictions just because they may favor the Browns in one way or another. They're all bull, and they tell more about the individual predictor's biases than of anything that might happen during the season.

That being said, I've noticed more than a couple guys guessing that Kamerion Wimbley will win Defensive Rookie of the year. 1, 2, 3&4

Of course, we should be used to these Rookie praises. Braylon Edwards got alot of votes for Offensive Rookie of the year last year, and the year before Kellen Winslow Jr. got alot of talk. So what do these praises of Kamerion Wimbley tell us?

Thats right, the predictors have guaranteed that Wimbley will be hurt by Week 4, most likely with a case of Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease. If we're lucky, he won't pass it to the rest of the team.
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On a positive note:
4 days, 1 hour, 7 minutes, and 52 seconds until kickoff. And if there's any justice in the universe, we might get our appetite wet by seeing The Benless Steelers* lose to the Dolphins tomorrow night.

*Although, to be fair, you've gotta admit that Charlie Batch is still an upgrade from Super-Bowl-Ben.