That Pluto

Funny piece from Pluto. Yup, pretty much nails it on the head.

So what took place Tuesday stunned Romeo Crennel.

Remember that the Browns coach is the kind of guy who could be told pirates just moved into his basement, and he'd say, ``I'm not real surprised; these things happen. We just have to regroup and charge down the stairs to save the ping-pong table.''

But he was left nearly speechless by the Hallen affair.

The Browns had been using a free agent rookie named Rob Smith at center, but he supposedly sweats so much that quarterbacks fumble his snaps.

So thats why Lang Campbell hasn't been holding onto the ball

Suppose Faine had remained? He'd probably be down with scurvy by now.

Thats actually true. Don't forget, Faine finished all three of his season so far on the IR.